I want to see her chained under Sheldon Adelson's desk for life.

I am in Colorado. Ima just going to smoke a bowl.

“Thank Meth for this Clean Kitchen”. "Eat - A bag of dicks." "Today is a good day to stop taking my meds."

But I’m only here to help. :-)

I remember when it was just "LGBT". I must be an old.

Vegan mayo and super-concentrated veggie bullion will do the trick.

You called?

My daughter was prescribed a milk-free diet due to stomach issues. That was my first (and last) experiment with Daiya(rrhea). Almond cheese is pretty bad, but better than that crap. Try caramelized onions on your pizza and skip the cheese totally.

Non-judgmental vegan here. You are spot-on. All that fake crap is just that - crap. It's much more fun and creative to try to make vegan food that is actually good, as opposed to trying to scratch some old itch by eating "tofu pups".

I swim really well. Maybe you do not.

A snorkel would not have helped. It's easy to dive down 15 feet. Actually opening a door/ prying open a window/ smashing a window, I'm not sure about the dynamics of that, but an attempt to help would not be some "mission impossible" that would result in death.

I want examples of times when cops/anybody tried to get people out of still water (not flooding) and drowned themselves. I don't think I have ever heard of it.

I guess the question is, how do you do that with a Disney movie aimed at the under-ten set? Is that really possible?

Really interesting. Thank you for that. I have a few friends working in the pharmaceutical industry as research scientists, so I think that I have a good idea that pharma companies are held to certain standards and that there is no conspiracy here to “kill the cheeldrun”. Unfortunately, though I try to keep informed,…

I know why I was at first interested in the possibility of the link between vaccines and Autism.

When my dog died, my husband found an internet service where they photoshopped his picture into a Thomas Kincade-looking picture of "doggy heaven". I appreciated it, but THAT was weird.

My prediction is that his will be the meme to end all memes. Right up there with:

I'm still trying to figure out how to tell mine about the "N" word without actually saying the "N" word. The gay thing was very easy by comparison.

Who is this author to be so willfully obtuse? Even I know that a film can be made to look like whatever the marketing gods want it to look like. This is the trailer that is meant to market it to the “masses”, so it is long on fights, bros, action sequences, babes, etc...

Needs more naugahyde.