Yep. Everyone in comments above still speculating that it somehow flew 200 ft from the road curb. Uh, no.

It’s a Hot Fuzz reference.

987 Boxster

Yes, engine in the rear. That leaves more room for cocaine in the nose, where it belongs.

The odds are you will be correct, we tend to do dumb car shit far more often.

You should always say incident, accident implies there is no one to blame.

I think you missed a bum

Stored indoors, wheels off ground.

That last part gave me chills.

A dark thought - the passenger was recording during this on their cell-phone.

Degree of difficulty:9.11

It certainly had an impact.

911, obviously.

Ran when parked.

Going to Hell for this, but blame the pseudo-GF...

Fucking asshole! I’m sorry for the passenger and thankful no one was in the building this guy flew into but fuck this guy! (I’d be shocked if it weren’t a male)

Well, he sure took it to the next level.

There's nothing unusual about this, unless the driver was from out of state. 

Porsche CarAIRa.