Not to mention that Evan Rachel Wood claimed they’re not really good friends at all - photo ops - in her Phoenix Rising documentary.  Great research.

Sounds like a smart choice all around.  Who has an appletv that doesn’t have an ipad or iphone?  So if no loss in functionality and less spend in cost - uh - yeah that’s dumb of this company?  

Agree.  Well done for both of them.  

Ew. If that’s the best we can expect from that youth blood serum I’ll pass, thanks.

Yeah.  The Wire was the best show on television.  I thought I knew his voice well.  This sounded like a really bad impression.  Shocking he’s still the actor!

Oof. Not a good first taste when the first thing we’re confronted with is a weaksauce Lt Daniels wannabe voice actor. Bleh.

Jake 4 Eva.

Can’t help but think about some of the engineers in that IEEE consortium chortling after proposing “6E”.

I hope out of spite everyone keeps pronouncing that word as “meta maté”  Meta-mah-tae.

Subsequently he’s been fine, but let’s not reframe that Colin in BoB was not objectively horrible.

Ryan Reynolds is.....: Ryan Reynolds... In yet another Ryan Reynolds film.

Cue the “I’m riiich, beyootch!” soundbite.

I thought it was that Las Vegas traffic-busting tunnel idea!

Yeah, the other difference is that airport security guard or rock concert security person can’t be hacked and provide the most sensitive and accurate verification of my identity to bad actors in milliseconds. Oh sorry, I forgot they’re government associated so must be secure.

Fred Gwynne, should I click?

Wait isn’t that Euphoria?

(Implied - but to stave off replies: “single and unencumbered by kids”)  I am aware singles can have kids (firsthand!)

“Kid”?  You’re single, baby.  Sure makes workplace dalliances simpler!  

Feels very Michel Gondry sans Gondry levity or imagination but I’ll give it a spin.

All he knows is that hoo-boy it is HAWT!