Ew. If that’s the best we can expect from that youth blood serum I’ll pass, thanks.

Yeah.  The Wire was the best show on television.  I thought I knew his voice well.  This sounded like a really bad impression.  Shocking he’s still the actor!

Oof. Not a good first taste when the first thing we’re confronted with is a weaksauce Lt Daniels wannabe voice actor. Bleh.

Subsequently he’s been fine, but let’s not reframe that Colin in BoB was not objectively horrible.

Cue the “I’m riiich, beyootch!” soundbite.

Wait isn’t that Euphoria?

(Implied - but to stave off replies: “single and unencumbered by kids”)  I am aware singles can have kids (firsthand!)

“Kid”?  You’re single, baby.  Sure makes workplace dalliances simpler!  

Feels very Michel Gondry sans Gondry levity or imagination but I’ll give it a spin.

All he knows is that hoo-boy it is HAWT!

Doesn’t look like Nate’s going to be doing much dating this season based on the preview?  But so excited to find out!  :)

For real? As someone potentially of a different age I’m finding they capture the drug (ab)use pretty realistically.

Brilliant intro for season 2. And didn’t Nate narc him? He was likely fucked for crossing the line Fez threw out of not messing with Rue or Jules - maybe that could have mellowed. But the narcing? Yeah. Nate’s bowlcut cracker from the grandma sequence. It’s not if, it’s when.

Thank you Amanda!  Excellent and entertaining (I mean a PSA with a shibari reference?  Parfait)  I have to ask though - the texture of the wallpaper by the stove - is it just the picture?  It’s giving me some kind of reaction with it’s muslin-like texture.  I mean bedroom?  Sure knock yourself out but by the stove…

How’s Bobby coming on that fix?  What’s his dropdate for “fixed or I quit” again?

I for one won’t believe in positive change under Kotick until way more thoughts and prayers happen.

Wait.  Wasn’t it always rumored they were a beard couple?  Is this shocking?

Lady of the Flies.  I’m here for it.

There’s no gender to angels or muffins.

Whoa - Teigen sucks?  Who knew?