It was great - most shows at some point I’m doing mental math to calculate how much time is left in the episode. Not so with either of these - seemed like they flew by. Excellent all around. William Knife-man made my son and I crack up every scene.

My take of Key & Peele was that Key was the more talented. Post KP I was surprised that Key is tracking to Corolla vs Peele to Kimmel.  I’m viewing this as Key furiously swinging at anything in want/need of a hit while on a downward trajectory.  Disappointing!

Speaking of which - Tom Green where art though?

Sad Bam doesn’t have people to talk him out of this.  I think there’s enough evidence around that even the kid who finally passed the bar after 8 previously failed attempts would slam dunk the defense.  Sad lawyer cash grab and bad look for Bam.  

Well it’s obvious - it’s that country guy from a few months back all over again. Business team thinks there will be blowback because they were not politically correct, furiously issue attempted apologies and “contrition”, realize it actually gooses your numbers instead and all the racists / morons come out to support…

I remember when I was a little girl
Our house caught on fire
I’ll never forget the look on my father’s face
As he gathered me up in his arms and
Raced through the burning building out to the pavement
And I stood there shivering in my pajamas and
Watched the whole world go up in flames
And when it was all over, I said to…

Imagine 8fps? No thank you!

Oh - but +portals.  W00t.

I’m old. Looks like Unreal Tournament / Quake3.  Everything old is new again.  

Where is Candia, anyway?

“How do you like them apples, Fa**o?”

You just don’t recognize him without his bow and arrow.

Team ketchup til I die.  Come at me.

Tang is an adjective with great range. IE: “tangy” food/pickles? Great! “tangy” body odor?  Not great.  Walking through a crowd we’ve all inadvertently experienced that bad one.  

Good first step but Fran needs to go too.  At the _very_ least.

“No thanks, I’ll take whatever,”

Shocking, yes - but wait until Stills and Nash’ exploits come to light. Horrendous!

Thank you!  Was wondering “Shey” is a thing?  I mean - that would be fine, I just want to keep up.