Hmm 11:00. Who’s down for some bukkake?

Let’s check the bank records of some NA influencers / Fox hosts...  Methinks there’s likely some suspicious bumps.

“Republican”

The Insider is in my top 5.  I am amazed how many people haven’t seen or don’t recognize that movie.  Moves me every time.  

Imagine a cult leader telling his loyal cultists: “Loving me is free, but if you want to come to my house and stink up my furniture, well, that’s going to cost you!”

His bravery is astonishing and admirable.  

We use it here in Iowa, because there’s a subsidy on it and it’s 10 cents cheaper than the cheap stuff.  Yay corn ethanol! (?)

Does Cooks Illustrated have a Swimsuit issue?  Gordon, Guy, etc?  

“Thinks”, Comrade?

Yes and I’m here for it.  I want this tier of goods and I want to pay the lowest price for it.  I have the reverse complaint about Sam’s:  It’s the same selection as Walmart, only more of them smashed together in a bigger pack.  Those are the only two ‘clubs’ I’m familiar with here in Iowa.

He’s the new Hank Rollins

I for one can’t wait to read the story of Jez staffers hitting the food section a few years after opening a la Rainforest Cafe, Bubba Gumps, etc.  This will not end well for them (but hell of an entertaining read!)

Melinda’s team is definitely on point with executing their strategy. A steady drip of avid over Bill’s legacy. When it stops we can assume he acceded to whatever she was after. Bill really doesn’t have an effective dominant strategy to counter with.

Cue the bad actors (fundies, trumpies, offduty cops) on that side to seize the opportunity to spread chaos and assault, with no ‘sheepdogs’ around to help them.  Risky.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Thank you for the perfect screengrabs everytime.  

Naming your company “Giant Bomb” is kind of tempting the inevitable, though, isn’t it?

Help:  Is he high or really, really low in that picture?

The same week the jobs report comes back dismal - See?!! He was right! We’re killing small business!

Or, quote the bard: