He gives off Armie vibes. What is the conversion of “forever and ever and ever” these days to real time?  “Forever” = 6mo and “ever” = 3mo, right?  So that’s 12mo max?

Careful with that trademark infringement!

The Weakned stole from Portishead. Weak indeed.

He wasn’t forced to drop from Shotgun Wedding - he chose to in order to protect his family.

Remember TouchID?  It was never broken.  

I’m sorry you fell into the sarchasm.

A country music star?!  Really?!! <monocle pops>

Yes - technical problems like how to rescue children from caves - and pedos.

Less “obsession with bipartisanship” than “hope to spend the next four years getting shit done vs blocking each one of each others’ moves and moving 0 steps forward as we have been”, I think.

posted a viscous Instagram Story

Idris Alba, huh? Is that Jessica’s little brother or something?

As the father of a 4YO daughter I’m just curious how I’ll be informed of the classes she’ll need to take to start manipulation training. At what age do they start?  Will I get some planning leadtime?  Do they secretly and unbeknownst to dads carve out some time from gymnastics, girl scouts, etc?  

So nothing’s been added for single players?  No DLC, nothing?

Looking pretty gray, there, gramps!

Is that a picture or a still from the face-melt sequence in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Rudy? Rudy? Rudy? Whatcha gonna do now?  

Those brows though.

Any pillow except Mypillow.  Fuck that guy.

Any pillow except Mypillow.  Fuck that guy.

Turtles are a goddamned blessing.  To paraphrase:  If you fear turtles you fear freedom.

She also wanted to be able to dump a bunch of ingredients into a casserole dish, push a few buttons, and then forget about it.