Imagine the covid in that ice rink scene.  How quickly we adjust.

Lil Xan is being sued for pulling a man on a guy amid a dispute about...Tupac

How does the Apple Watch 3 sale advert reconcile with the repeated “DON’T BUY THE APPLE WATCH 3, DUMMIES!” articles in editorial?

How does the Apple Watch 3 sale advert reconcile with the repeated “DON’T BUY THE APPLE WATCH 3, DUMMIES!” articles…

Why so serious?

About as convincing as my ex-boss’ “I love my wife” sticker on the back window of his truck.  Is that supposed to be a reminder?  

Well obviously he can’t now that Kanye is on the ballot.

How about focusing less on enabling Siri in more devices and more on making Siri more useful than “let me google that for you.” since 2014.

Can we get a reaction from James Watson?

That’s some impressive contouring.

the concept of what it means to be “masculine”—or the old, cis, hetero-traditional definition of it—is more fluid than ever, with decades of feminist and queer theory manifesting in a progressive new generation in which gender norms have beautifully blurred, upending long-held social constructions and creating…

They needed Adults in the Room.

Who?

“Whoever taught us that making love or fucking was solely about physical intercorse” - [sic?]  Did the book not have an editor?

That’s cool.  No royalties too?  

Eugh so close.  I was looking for those new religious features.  When are the teutonic enhancements planned for?

For us casual readers:  Any sense of where the Series 5 fits into the new ecosystem?  How are screen / etc compared to the SE?  Worth upgrading?  Worse?

When? Also I think “lite” should be “light”?  Thanks!

I for one am loving Herb’s new experiment of ‘how many ads, video feeds that scroll with you and other bullshit can I hide our content behind before our users say how fuck yourself!’?’  It’s fun!