“Luck is when opportunity meets with preparation.”

Will Elon cameo?

Wait one is a boy?

Add a tablespoon to chocolate chips, melt in the microwave and pour over ice cream. Voila!  Magic crackly chocolate coating. 

So pale.

Life is hard for all of us. Why the fuck can’t these idiots just wake up and remind themselves that at the very least, try not to make life harder for someone that day. Fucking people suck. Bring on the singularity. 

They all float down there. 

I read it quickly and read it as ‘tampons’. Thank you for the chuckle. 

“It’s the jacket!”

Sadly it’s not rigorous, just waiting on me to get the stuff together to send. I’m Canadian (dual now) so my daughter gets citizenship automatically when I send in the application. I have to get a notarized letter though certifying it’s her, and find a photographer that will take the required pictures. Canada is VERY…

Definitely going to make sure I fill out my daughter’s Canadian / dual citizenship form now!  

Tell me how these events are not leading to the Handmaid’s Tale dystopia?

I love the bold choice of the red bra!

Smoking?  No way.  That’s gay.  

Ew those fillers. Yikes.

I’ve been waiting for the obligatory respectful period. I feel a bunch of sites / sources have the dirt pieces written and filed - Asia cheated, etc, and are just looking at each other waiting for one of them to push ‘post’. I predict < 2h left (12:44 Central now).

One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

My heart is broken.

Whoa. Please elaborate on what a powered wig would entail.

You would watch this / support it then? Roseanne Barr wouldn’t have any stake in the IP or spinoff or make any money from this at all, would she? Nooo, I’m sure you’re right..