Ride on, Malcolm.

I prefer the Howard Stern version.

Ninety-five cents? Fuck you I’ll skate to the beach.

Can’t that card be played by everyone being shamed re: Weinstein? See something say something or no?

I wonder how many “Sorry I need help I’m really sorry I’m going to rehab.” letters have been drafted and are waiting for the event to push PUBLISH.

It’s here.

Is there seriously a police officer who would arrest you for leaving the car to return a shopping cart? Where do you live? This seems to be a solution to a non-existent problem.

Ew really? Granted it’s been a while but wouldn’t that be a verb/subject agreement? I was. They were. Isn’t ‘was’ singular, ‘were’ plural?

I think if he was serious he would have changed his twitter account to match if first. Dumb.

Bravo. This is an historic speech. I am inspired.

Bro! Really?

PLEASE make the Dead Space games run on modern hardware. Seems like such a no brainer.

Eugh Paul Reiser is the worst. He and Richard Lewis should please go away forever.

Only move to potentially salvage Marchesa. Makes sense.

DKNO

Heartbreaking.

Pfft. He has the Pardon button and figured out how to use it. Sad!

Woke up this morning. Got myself a gun.