Alex Alvarez is a writer based in Los Angeles, unfortunately. You can find her work on BuzzFeed, Fusion, Mitú, and Medium.

Fortified or fueled? Editor?

If you want to go to a darker place I can recommend many albums from Coil to medidate to.

Do you pronounce ‘mouthes’ like ‘mouth-is’?

What would Lester do if Avon Barksdale just got elected president? I mean - why try?

Yeah. Maybe...

So useless. “Alexa: Please always be listening, recording and storing my environment so I can ask you simple things my smartphone can tell me.”

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Also blame the article on Jezebel published yesterday morning telling people not to worry, that it was a fait accompli that Hillary would win. If that article and those like it encouraged the complacency of one voter to not get off their ass and vote, blame them.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Donna Brazile: This is what your shady tactics have wrought. If you would have played it out honestly Bernie probably would have won. Instead you handed the election over.

So schatz means treasure? I’ve got some schatz for you.

Forty-six percent of likely voters now perceive Trump as honest/trustworthy, while 38% view Clinton as the same. From ABC News:

Oregon. Not surprised.

I hate people.

And the article is called what again?

Or you know, look for flashing 12:00 signs like the rest of us...

No thank you I’ll pass, re: Shawn Mendes.

I hope you’re right! God I hope so.