Completely agree. If I’m an organizer, in the current climate of daily event shooting / vehicular homicide fuckery, rather than risk the lives of people coming to my event I would much rather take my lumps of a Slate reader backlash for a day. Right call.

From now on I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin. An equal amount.

Be one of these two’s victim. Worst ever.

So shimmery! Ease up on the bronzer.

Yup. No $5 deal here. Weak.

Yup. No $5 deal here. Weak.

I do enjoy your writing, Hamno.

This. Is CNN.

Just. Fucking. Wow.

I don’t understand the subway story. Presumably a meal deal would be cheaper than the component pricing. If the coupon was going off the component pricing and summing up, wouldn’t that discount be higher? 13 cents in the customer’s favor?

We still call them a security force?

After hearing James Taylor, David Crosby, Neil Young and others in interviews with Howard Stern talking about Joni Mitchell and how in awe they were/are of her and her abilities I lament never being exposed. Can anyone recommend a good entry point for a neophyte?

Best description my partner and I could come up with was a high school teacher - most likely geography.

What’s new here? Tom Green on youtube instead of television?

I would buy that if it was a universal problem. Angela Merkel is busy running Germany, not pretending to pour drinks to a parody of herself on SNL. Does Germany not have television yet?

I wish we respected and voted for our politicians based on how well they did / would do their jobs instead of expecting them to be entertainers as well. When did this stupidity happen?

Lol you still play Destiny? Thankfully, like a shitty slot machine after burning $60 I wised up. If I want Borderlands I’ll play Borderlands. More fun and one-and-done payment.

Dude, faggy is not the preferred nomenclature.

Is this cannon canonical?

Anonymous staffer 8: “Nice nice someone attended the free contouring class at Sephora.”

I’ll see your list, acknowledge it, and raise you Daughters of Darkness. That’s my bet where they cribbed the Gaga character (vampiric Bathory incarnation).