Whoa. Rubio’s ear length is more than half the length of his face.

Ew. Are those hooves?

Just wow.

Yes. The hair is completely Goldie Hawn and is hideous. Ew.

A much more exciting film set in France about an American writer and a former dancer is Polanski’s _Bitter Moon_.

You forgot period sunglasses. Have to have period sunglasses.

Say what now? I missed this banhammer. Sounds like it wasn’t around the 7/20 schism?

I can’t see the icing sugar snowfall.

I love how post 7/20, gawker stories are cribbed at least one day after RadarOnline posts the same story. Can I be a friendly-gawker internet journalist too?

The fickle bitch Kinja won't let me star your post. <STAR>.

He slid down into hiss eat

Agreed to both.

I think he was trying to find someone who had removed the word “no” from their vocabulary.

That nose. Reminds me of my old accounting teacher who was also an alcoholic. Scotch in the afternoon? Jolly good, lad, jolly good.

My theory is that he has so many skeletons (see: above) it will either result in his death from a thousand cuts or one massive one will cause him to bow out. I find it interesting to think that if he decimates his competition in the debates - something that _could_ happen, and then this happens, has he effectively…

I feel like you should provide a caveat for people of whom MRS are accurate initials.

Is anyone still here?

I am now jealous of you!

I totally couldn’t afford the $600 from the publisher at the time but could NOT pass it up. I can’t remember if it’s #109 or #111 (of 125) but I will _NOT_ open the protective paper it came in and crack the spine. I wish someone would sacrifice theirs and scan the damned thing so I can read the story!

I like it. “Dear, consider this numbered limited edition of Fire in the Nuts signed by Hunter S Thompson and Ralph Steadman emblematic of our union.”