Apparently, I go more in-depth with niche European truck driving games than your average bear. My top three:

Just do what your cool Canadian cousin is already doing.

Me: "Hmm, I've never thought nor noticed that trains have different horns, and I've lived within a couple of klicks of the CP main line for most of my life."

Meh, fuck that guy.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's right there, guys.

Can someone please explain to me why you'd spend the extra $3k to have this over a Land Cruiser? I guess for some people the grille of the Toyota isn't quite pointy enough.

I don't know why, but I thought they were. My mistake.

Ah, whoops, my bad. I don't know why, but I thought Ram died along with SRT. The huge RAM grille makes sense now!

It'd have made sense back in 2010, when Ram was spun off as its own brand, separate from Dodge.

1. Ice-T is a gamer.

"You're welcome"

Fun fact: In the entire GTA series there are at least four different tracks with "Cocaine" in the title, and none of them are in Vice City.

Fun fact: In the entire GTA series there are at least four different tracks with "Cocaine" in the title, and none of them are in Vice City.

Does 24/7 count?

A different broken two-tone white/grey mid-'90s Lexus at the hands of Tavarish. Mixing the two up is understandable.

Nope.

That's because Sony Pictures, not Disney, hold the movie rights to the web-slinger.

I do the same, then play it again, then play online, then mod it. But yeah, the "world" of GTA is what brings me in, not the silly chaos.

Umm, what was so "unbelievable" about that FC4 clip? He killed an enemy, from a distance*, with a bow. If that's unusual then I must be a savant, because that's how I capture outposts. I usually take a full second to aim, and I don't always hit, but I'd consider myself of average skill and have made similar shots many…