...Suzuki Liana — or as we call it in America, nothing, because Suzukis aren't sold here anymore —

True, but the subject at hand is roofs of buildings, not vehicles.

If you build in an area with frequent heavy snowfall, enough that roof stress is an issue, you build a steep roof.

In fairness, he kinda had it coming by using Vengaboys as his alert music. That goddamned song has been stuck in my head for at least an hour now.

Before I even saw the plate, I assumed it must be from Quebec.

They're all here ...

It's also a Canadian train, this time with Canadian Pacific.

"Unlike other pairs of complementary colors", TV Tropes' entry on the trend says, "fiery orange and cool blue are strongly associated with opposing concepts — fire and ice, earth and sky, land and sea, day and night, invested humanism vs. elegant indifference, good old fashioned explosions vs. futuristic science…

Inb4 some ignorant comment about 'Murican trucks vs. imports.

...The World's Best License Plate

Not sure if serious...

I'm not trolling, but you're the second one to point out the Super Bowl connection. Maybe I'm a dumbass, but explain to me how one "trips Super Bowls". I honestly have no idea.

Ahhhhhhhh.....

Tripping bowls? Tripping balls. As in, you're tripping so hard, your testicles are falling off.

I'll take your word for it on the manufacturer-grade fix-a-flat, then.

Don't worry, I've got a full-size spare.

Fix-a-flat is garbage. It sometimes works for small leaks, but not often and not well.

Heat (1995)

I guess I'm an idiot, because while I was aware many cars had run-flats rather than a spare tire, I didn't know that

The '96 GTI had this awesome/awful seat upholstery. It's no Otmar Alt, but it's pretty '90s.