In that case, then, nevermind. Let's still hope there will be a suitable solution.

You're welcome. I still think you're a crackpot, but I'm sure you'd take that as a compliment.

Torch, you have a way of putting the reader behind the wheel and having them appreciate the small and unorthodox joys of motoring that few writers this side of Peter Egan can.

I can understand that position. Unfortunately, I feel that such reasons for using a burner are in the minority.

I didn't know that you could do that, thanks for the correction.

I'm disappointed that wanker9.com isn't real.

I think I speak for all of us when I say that I hope there is a solution.

Burner accounts can't change their avatar, so if you see a default one like this, it's often (though not always) a burner.

Iqaluit. eye-cal-oo-it. Iqaluit.

Mom: "What the fucking fuck?"

I guess I'm dense, because I'm still unsure which bit we're referring to. Is it the specific review about killing a chicken, or the greater concept of republishing the funny Steam reviews? If it's the latter, Kotaku has been doing this for months.

What are you asking, exactly? What "bit" are you referring to, and what was it inspired by?

If by "fucked" you mean that you could've gotten the PC version for under $5 (or $13 with all of the DLC) in the summer Steam sale, then yes.

Ahh, thanks. I've always heard it referred to as the greenhouse, but that includes the windshield and rear window.

Honest question: What the hell is a DLO?

I love the last paragraph of the article:

It doesn't explain why the truck driver kept going, but you don't honestly expect the Camry driver to be able to bring a concrete truck to a halt, do you?

I managed to make it to 3:00 before I couldn't take it anymore.

I wanted to do Gulf, but I couldn't satisfactorily arrange the orange "T" stripes within the confines of the wrap. I did the Pink Pig instead. It's just a coincidence that it's technically also a Martini livery.