"How can he have problems with a father like you?"
"My son has problems because he has a father like me."

Not gonna lie: that 'Mario Mario' gag still cracks me up.

I caught Chainsaw Massacre 2 on YouTube's Paramount Vault channel last year. I'm still not sure if the movie was meant to be a horror movie or a comedy and I don't think the film itself figured it out, either.

Christina Applegate played Veronica Corningstone in Anchorman.

I was just about to say. They must've got along well.

I really liked Bones (and how dare you toss it onto the same landfill as fuckin' Halloween: Resurrection). Not a great movie, but stylish and entertaining.

Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls!

Two snaps and your backfield in motion.

Get bent, it's February!

Any top ten of great last movie lines has to include either (or both) "Gesundheit!" or "Hail to the King, baby."

I was just thinking, 'First, Teri Hatcher. Now, Kevin Sorbo. Are the girls from "Cleopatra 2525" doing anything? Hahahahaha, of course, they're not. Oh, wait, Zoe from "Firefly" was on that. She made something of herself, but not so much the others.'

Every time I think of McDonald's having all-day breakfast, I get a tinge of sadness thinking about the Spanish Omelet bagel they had many lifetimes ago and (despite an insane calorie count; somewhere around 700, I think) how I'd happily barter my soul for one.

Plain or BQ?

Likely The Spirit, but it is so hilarious (sometimes intentionally), I can't bring myself to hate it.

Really all the review you need.

Hopefully, they remembered Zone Troopers.

Shut the fuck up!

This one would certainly have to be up there:

'Probably misses his old glasses' was "Bart's Girlfriend" (the Jessica Lovejoy episode), but yeah, "Lisa's Rival" is pretty great.

A hot dog with mustard, onions and cream cheese?