Regarding the tight garage, my grandpa did something rather clever for their garage. He used a string to hang a tennis from the garage ceiling at just the right spot. Once the windshield touches the tennis ball, you’re parked.

Currently we have:
2016 Focus RS - Paid off
2019 Ford Edge ST - $380
And considering my first new car purchase - a Blazer EV... but if I can’t get the payments for that under $500 a month (which is still just so high) I’ll look for something else.

I was gonna say the Goose package has a panoramic sunroof that doesn't open. 😬

I still maintain this is the first modern crossover: a suv and a minivan. It presages the modern aesthetic - it was simply a decade too early.

*invests in SKOAL*

Just remember when you’re staring at the IROC-E edition Camaro E28: You asked for this.

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

Complaining that the cameras caught it? Seriously? Are we upset when the cameras catch whether they drag their feet for a catch, or whether a fumble occurs before being down? Darn technology

My kids played at a “Football” high school. The number of kids under the age of 18 that had tats, and even sleeves, was astonishing. The youngest I knew was 16. I would put it at 25-30%

How Is The Twins Playoff Losing Streak Even Possible?

So that’s where he ended up.

Joule thief!

Fighting is part of the game.

You’re in Houston, TX (as I am). It’s time to exercise your obligation to own a fancy truck. I suggest an 07 up Cadillac Escalade EXT (I call mine an Escalanche). All of them are 6.2l (400+ hp) and AWD. Awesome for road trips... and when you don’t need to use the truck bed it stays covered and works like a big ol…

The windbreaker, the sunglasses, the lightly-acid-washed jeans . . . I didn’t realize Kenny Fuckin’ Powers had a cousin

“second chance, I hope she will change her ways.”

Someone, somewhere is receiving this news with a building flush of wild defiance. “Not this spaceboy”, he thinks. Immediately, the ‘JNCO Reclamation and Refurbishment Project’ begins to form around the edges of his mind. He will not enslave himself in the ball-constricting pants of society. He will build a grand and…

Fake video. You’d never see anyone associated with the Redskins tackle with that kind of effort.

My car resolution for 2018: don’t hit any deer.