There's a partial solution: http://www.vwpartnerprogram.com/ It still lets you configure!

Sadly, the smartest thing to do right now might be to get into arbitration of some kind with a gag order, drag it out long enough that Jalopnik and Reddit forget about it, and settle for whatever it takes to close the case with Nick happy.

I just posted this to G+, but man, Porsche NA's Facebook page is wallpapered with links to Nick's latest video... https://www.facebook.com/porsche