HE WAS IN THE POOL!

But the song isn’t really about *him*, it’s about how shitty he is to *other people*. If he listens to a song describing all the ways he’s an asshole, and his take-away is, “yay! She wrote a song about *me*!,” he is the epitome of vanity and self absorbtion.

“...tirade about how the coffee was SHIT and full of WATER and he needs a strong drink for his son to be a strong man...”

“Matriarchal” just means that familial ancestry is traced through the mother’s side. Very few “matriarchal”societies are female-dominated, or even gender equitable, in any real, practical way.