Congratulations. That was an A+ troll. Respek.

Buddy, you just got trollllllllled. Welcome to TomatoLand.

Puts a new spin on “getting slimed”.

Pretty sure that was the joke.

A long time ago, in college, I spotted a buddy playing cards with his friends. Had no idea what Spades was. I walked behind him and we were talking, and I happened to see his hand and loudly exclaimed “what kind of game are you playing with Jokers?”

You know she said “wouldn’t” right? As in “If you asked me to guess which of these two groups don’t need to be vetted by the state, strippers wouldn’t be it.”

Once, when living in Vancouver, I spent Christmas day entirely alone, broke as hell, and the power went out due to a blown transformer. And it was snowing and cold. Sat in the dark all day rolling cigarettes made from already smoked butts.