You could've just said tl;wc.
Just how I like my recipes: no step-by-step instructions, written over the course of several paragraphs, and with no pictures whatsoever.
C'mon, Albert, everyone knows the classiest fried food is a Scotch egg.
I thought the Sox would wait until the last series of the season to start roasting Derek Jeter.
Fortunately, Dream Nightclub is well-known in the Miami area for its crack staff.
You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.
It's even better if you read that comment in Chief Wiggum's Voice
If I learned anything from this (fantastic) episode, it's that England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston. Hands down.
Officer Eddie: (reading Steve Sax's license) Well well, Steve Sax, from New York City.
Mattingly! I thought that I told you to trim those sideburns!
apparently i can watch an indefinite number of simpsons episodes if theyr chronological.
After watching the first few episodes yesterday, I have to ask myself: Why were people so scared of The Simpsons?
If he shot while in the process of being attacked — in immediate peril — maybe to probably. But there are plenty of claims that at the time of the shooting Brown was either retreating or surrendering/holding his ground, and well, that's not self-defense; even if an altercation previously happened, you can't retaliate…
I've had to be three people this week. They exist separately, in spaces that I'm better off keeping discrete for the…
A totally serious question - can you also make a database that details attacks on police officers in America as well?
Nicki is better than her ass. This song is shit. Her ass is fun to watch but I am cringing all the way through it. And anyone can have a fat, round ass if they pay for it so I'm not getting it. Troll away stans...I ain't listening.
"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."
I haven't read a piece that engaging since Henry Chadwick's "Discourse On Fielding Percentages As A Matter Of Base Ball Aptitude." Back then, if a sporting news analysis didn't run at least 15,000 words, we demanded our nickel back.
Awesome job, Erik. Really enjoyed reading this.