This song is the death of 2014.

Will this take away from Tuesday night fights returning?

Write it down and preform it in front of somebody. Don't go in cold.

I would pay to continue brainstorming with Rosemary Church.

I literally subscribe to Instagram accounts that keep me up to date on soccer as a whole.

Go away, you smell like shit and all the girls call you Capt. Fatty Face

This interviewer is destined for a very safe, predictable, boring and well paid career.

Dwight Howard just texted his assistant.

Police putting an injunction on gangs would create more I a reason to make a gang.

I had to click on the hashtag to understand the context.

Sounds like a penis sandwich.

The Miami Dolphins suck regardless.

oops, forgot this little fact: According to theUnited Nations, of 6,000 Iraqi's killed by ISIS, 6,000 (or 100%) are civilians.

hey, gimmie your phone number I'm into bathroom stall sex also

It did look like a three pointer from Westbrook.

The Funny Comment store called... They're having a sale, you should get down there ASAP.

My little brother just came in my room, read this headline looked at me and said "gay" and walked out.

Want something real? Here's my reaction to 6yrs and ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS FOR ANDY DALTON.

Your grammar as well.

Jesus Christ, just woke up to this. Such a shame, George had unbelievable talent. Recovery from this is unlikely.