It was the summer of ‘58 /I stood by the opening gate / Warm June sun on my face / The Red Sox were last to integrate

Naiévété? How paéssé.

I commented too that I’ve experienced something similar and never realized it was a thing. I have a creepy memory usually. As in, I usually try to pretend to not remember as much about things as I do because it tends to freak people out in the “ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ME?” way.. but I have about a year where I only have…

Hey, this happened to me! I never really talked to anyone about it or realized it was a thing. I always feel like I’ve just repressed all those memories but I was in psych wards twice as a teenager after suicide attempts and can only remember fragments of my time there. Like two or three memories of a combined year…

Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

Oh my god, SITTING next to WOMEN?

Frankly, I think it’s just stunningly childish and irresponsible that these people would get on airplanes without up to date Cooties vaccinations in the first place.

As the equipment manager for Team Whore, I can say we're all winners here.

#preach

who was my eye doctor in the late eighties early nineties in nyc.

I'm gonna be THAT person—

I just tried to imagine waking up and seeing this first thing in the morning and I blacked out for 20 seconds

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

I think for some, admitting to the nose job is taboo because the altering of the nose can be viewed as the removing of one's ethnicity (see Kim K). JLO does continue to sell herself as Jenny from the Block.

They didn't have to call each other. It's Polish week so they received their hair and outfit guides months ago when they had to get the pictures taken to be pre approved. Although I am seeing some waves in that hair. Someone won't be happy! Better check for those oh so sophisticated French Manicures too!

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

I remember being very confused when I was younger when my mom explained that Michael Keaton's real name was Michael Douglas and that he couldn't use it because there was already a Michael Douglas, and I just kept thinking, But Michael Douglas is so OLD and icky and Michael Keaton is so much hotter, and then I saw A…

Can I play #RupertsFault?

folks why aren't we talking about Jessica Lange throwing glorious shade at McConaughey