This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it

Fixed that for you.

Actually, according to leading medical professionals, the best way to induce labor is to be kidnapped by a soap opera villain, taken to his secret lair and then try to make an escape on a boat that eventually starts to sink. It is guaranteed to work every single time!

No, no and NO. This is horrible. Give me the original any day. And I'm not talking about Carol Burnett's performance, either (too drunk). Dorothy Louden was the best Miss Hannigan ever. Her version of "Little Girls" is masterful.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Yeah I had to stop reading after the boy wrote back that she was moaning like she loved it.

Magic Mike XXL, the sequel to the critically acclaimed (and by critically I mean vaginally, ayyyy, sigh I'm sorry I'll leave now)

That game gave me so much anxiety as a kid. To this day, I still don't like hearing someone yodelling.

Yeah, that's not exactly the sort of line anyone should relish..

Green Ranger

I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

Oh we aren't going to show the best celeb family picture? Fine, I'll do it

I like my poop brown eyes, thank you very much.

Seriously. His looks weren't even really the type I usually go for, but he just had IT. So so so fucking hot.

Soooo.... we're supposed to post hot MH pics now? Okay, fine.