I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.

this is the only magic song I will recognize.

Fellow Duranie here. Rock on with your badass name/avatar!!!

I'm just so very glad that we are talking about this problem. That we are being vocal about how it's not right and that we should not have to put up with it.
I was walking home yesterday from the market and some asshole did the "You'd look prettier with a smile" thing to me and I told him he'd be prettier if he just…

Yes. I was just reading about this video and his website says he did the song as a reimagining of the America original. Nice job making that connection, I didn't even notice.

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

I liked 9 1/2 Weeks better than 9 1/5 Weeks which just kind of derivative. That ice cube scene.

This brings me SO much joy. The show was flawed, of course, but I still love it. (Notice I stopped at the show, because as far as I'm concerned, the movies do not exist.)

PSA: Please do not engage with w33zy-b4by

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Now this is how I expect Harbaugh to act at a baseball game

I'm with you.

Special mention: The swim team "uniform" worn by Taylor Kitsch in warlock film The Covenant.

My mom did this is well. I got my first period on MOTHER'S DAY, of all days. So she immediately called two of her best friends and told them that it was my Mother's Day gift to her (??) that I was a woman now. uhh..

I was in school, feeling sick to my stomach, near the end of the year in 6th grade, '90?. And I thought I'd just made a mess in my underwear, although we had good sex ed, and my parents had talked with me about this, I didn't make the connection. My mom was doing laundry later that week, found them, congratulated me,…

David that story is very close to mine, I had the chance to work for Tony at his school in the 1990s, I also had all my walls covered in Gwynn memorabilia and wore 19 as many of us did. I posted this originally over at the UTSD Forums in the tribute there, but thought many of you would love this story as well. Its…

Same here. Weather's being all kinds of crazy lately.

all I can say is

And there's your 2014 Braves yearbook cover.