He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

lol weed is as illegal as heron in NY

I think selfishness rules our culture. I really do. Yes, there are people out there who try harder, mean well, etc. But ultimately, people want to be right more than they want to be thoughtful. People want to make their point more than they want to listen. People want to have attention more than they are content with…

No one’s gonna cop to doing rails in the office bathroom? What a repressive work environment.

I’m vegetarian and I would never force my dog to be (or to be vegan). Because I understand science, dogs are carnivores, and humans have evolved to be omnivores. This is like grade 2 stuff.

I’m sorry, but this idea is absolutely horseshit.

Ann Curry will always be a classier Lady than me. This morning, I sat down on the couch with a cup of coffee, and my husband comes running out of the bedroom and goes “YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO EXCITED!” And I was like “wut?” And he yells “MATT LAUER GOT FIRED!” And then we danced around.

I stopped watching Today after they fired Curry. They treated her like shit.

Ann Curry is a lot classier than me. Just a couple of Gifs on what my response to Lauer would be if I were her.

Matt fucking Lauer. This fucking dirtbag is just one more example of structural media misogyny. His treatment of women isn’t a “behind closed doors” problem that only affected the poor employees he harassed, bullied and exploited. Does anyone else remember the sexist shitshow of presidential debate that Lauer…

If social media had existed as it does now when I was 19 I would have never gotten a job. Ever.

I don’t think blowing smoke rings is impressive at all. What I do think impressive is carrying herself in the way that she did throughout her father’s entire presidency even tho half of the country was against her family from the jump. I mean how hard is it to be a “First Kid”? Hard as FUCK! Living under a microscope…

Anyone who is mad at her for being a kid is either suffering from amnesia about their time as a child or has been so fucking uptight their entire lives that they’re probably going to murder a lot of people shortly.

It’s not so much that they care what she does, it’s that it’s fodder to claim that her parents raised her badly. But as noted above, it’s not like she’s 32 and molesting 14 year olds, so if I was the conservative press I’d tread lightly.

Malia you need better friends and I am available. I am 14 years too old and I live on the other side of the world but happy to do it. I will buy you enough beer for a -*moderate* game of beer pong (cos getting a teen drunk is creepy) and drive you home safely. Then B and M will invite me in and we’ll bake cookies at…

Seriously, why are adults interested in what Malia is doing?

I don’t work in law enforcement, but I do watch a lot of people play LEOs on TV...so I don’t understand how they can pretend they weren’t threatening/shaming her on FB rather than trying to find her when they could probably look up the car’s owner through the DMV. They didn’t want to talk to her, they wanted to send a…

Read Like a Rolling Stone’s comment, I don’t have time for your apologist nonsense.

But here’s the thing—he’s not just CK’s buddy in this situation, he’s a producer on a successful TV show who is lending his reputation to CK and promoting him...and, not incidentally, putting him in a position to do this to his (Stewart’s) people. He has a responsibility here that goes above and beyond you hearing…

I would believe it. I don’t care if you’re my bestest friend, if someone tells me you’re a predator, I will ghost your ass so fast you’d think my name was Casper.