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So you’re saying that a woman shouldn’t call out someone for groping her unless she’s willing to call out every single other person who’s sexually assaulted/harassed/groped her? Also, why is it always on the woman to call out every instance of sleaziness?

Ugh. Goddamit. Just keep your fucking hands to yourselves. What the fuck is wrong with people. I’m 40 years old and have managed not to grope or otherwise touch people in an unwanted fashion. What the fuck is so hard about that? Just fucking stop it.

If no harm is intended, how come “mistakes” like these never happen in reverse? Why doesn’t the redhead turn into a black woman too if all they want to do is show their product works on everyone? Anyways why wouldn’t it work for everyone, it’s soap.

Any time someone has a picture of a gun on Instagram, I flag them for promoting violence. If women can’t show their own nipples, men shouldn’t be able to show their dicks.

What do his bravado and teeth have in common?

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Required to stand? No problem.

YES.

Yeah, but it links their legacies together forever. He becomes a footnote on her wikipedia page, she becomes one on his. People who, maybe decades from now, visit her tomb will see his name next to hers and think “huh, so were they like, a thing?” It implies a connection they never had, that he was more legendary than…

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

Unless your redemption tour involves calling Bobby Mueller and telling his team everything, then shouting those same things from the rooftops and via every news organization, you are not redeemed, you have not served your penance, and you do not get a cookie. Oh, you let people laugh at your expense, that’s nice. Come…

Why, why, WHY did they do this? Why normalize this person who was the mouthpiece for Hitler II, and let him in with the ‘cool kids?’ Why is the Emmys participating in this sort of national gaslighting? All that serves to do is lead people to believe that maybe we are wrong, and things aren’t really that bad. But…

When I moved to a new city a decade or so ago, my first real relationship to the place I had plopped myself down in was to the clerks at the corner shop in the neighborhood. We chatted every morning when I got my coffee, we practiced our various foreign languages on each other, they would ask about trips I had taken…

Bless you for posting this. Bless you.

Whole Foods and Amazon are bad too. Lots of bad stuff in this world.

The fact that they stated that their logo is a cat shape due to the “bodega cat meme” shows you just how out of touch these douchebros are. It’s not a meme. It’s a real fucking thing that exists in the world. There are cats in bodegas. They provide rodent control. And are also cute.

I once lived in a pretty isolated low-income community in southern Indiana. There the local bodega was close to a mile away, but sold 50 cent popsicles. If your family was running low on food stamps, you could at least send the kids to fill up on ice pops for a pittance.

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a…

Can it make me a bacon egg and cheese on a kaiser roll and wonderfully good cheap coffee? No? Then it is a vending machine.