But you see, this is scientific fact that women and men have different brain functions, which is why I posit that any man can easily learn and surpass their female counterparts in the art of fellatio. Evolutionarily speaking, we are very good at sucking our dicks.

To all the commenters over on giz: see this is why you can’t be writing shit like this at work. Whether you agree with what he said or not, it’s a liability for the company.

“GANG B**** F** WIT US GET SHMOKEEDDD.”

Not shown: the part where Caitlin Jenner drives recklessly and then ends up killing someone.

Stephen Miller is so fucking disgusting and disturbing. We need more cities declaring sanctuary status, and rallies REFUSING to abide by these awful policies. Let’s see some action around this—and colleges and universities and businesses REFUSING to drop affirmative action programs. I’m a refusenik. All of us should…

HOME HEALTH AIDES ARE GODDAMN HEROES. Those jobs are fucking hard, physically, emotionally, psychologically, they pay jack shit, the people who do them are often totally overlooked/ignored, and yet they are literal life-savers for the people they serve.

I just spent ten minutes finding related coverage to see if he ever did answer her question. The Advocate (link below) reports he eventually did clarify that there was a response the day before the hearing. While skimming google news results on this, I came across several headlines like “unhinged liberal Maxine…

She has a limited time frame to ask questions. If he blabs on and on and gives really long winded non answers, he can prevent her from asking all that she wants to.
So reclaiming her time is actually her literally reclaiming the time wasted. They can’t count his bullshit against her timer.

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

There is NEVER enough Prince Rogers Nelson.

What he is going through is tragic, but you know what so is what millions of other Americans are having to go through.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

Senator McCain, now is your time to shine.

Democrats better get their asses ready to vehemently oppose this line of bullshit. Remember how the Repubs sold the idea of “Death Panels” and the like? They are assholes but they are great at branding and I don’t want “Victims of Obamacare” to become a fucking thing.

the “steak” typo combined with “cowlick” makes me want a meat thing

Hair triplets. My hair never looks combed, so the sloppy hair fad worked very well for me. I have very fine hair, and it never stays in place for more than 2 minutes at a stretch. I have always wanted smooth hair. I have never once had smooth hair.

... i’m the grayest of matter so i think my comment has to be like, vetted or some shit? i don’t know, i just want us all to best best friends with unkempt hair that nobody else understands but cares very much about for reasons.