At the time I signed up for Obamacare, I had an iPhone. It was an older model, and it was my ONLY way to communicate with people, find and apply for jobs, and keep up with the news. I couldn’t afford internet at home. Fuck you Chaffetz. Fuck you.

I get furious every time I see that rat-faced Bucky Beaver looking mother fucker. God damn, he’s worthless, and he fucking knows it.

Connor Aberle should be proud. Oscar winner Kenneth Lonergan just validated him and guaranteed his future in journalism. An undergrad’s criticism of a powerful man elicited a direct, formal, over-the-top response. He won.

This is how I imagine it

Sadly, to some larger-than-it-should-be portion of the American populace, that’s a feature and not a bug.

Basically subscribe to the Tracy Jordan school of thought on relationships:
1) Be a good listener.
2) Be a giver of gifts.
3) Work that va-jay-jay.

But it’d be great if heterosexual men would talk to each other about this, so their girlfriends don’t have to keep writing orgasm Sparknotes.

Gotta love the guy who asks if you came when they’re done, like if you don’t know most likely it didn’t happen!?

Me too! She’s one of my very favorites, and she deserves all the money she gets, and then some. Girl works hard and is hilarious.

Of COURSE they’re all white, too. And the one on the right has his wiener out for all to see.

“There are lines that go back six blocks. I tell you that because you won’t read about it.” It’s getting exhausting listening to his lies. No one is reading about it, because it isn’t real— just like the Bowling Green Massacre.

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture

Watching the live streams of the thousands of people supporting detainees at airports all across the country was a really moving and beautiful thing.

I distinctly remember arguing with my parents several years ago about the danger of giving factually inaccurate, bigoted opinions airtime in the name of being “fair and balanced” because elevating them to the same level as factual, unbigoted opinions legitimized them.

Can the media also stop trying to interview this shitbag?

In the CNN story on this, the JVS Masonry owner sounded like such an ass. CNN used language like “seemingly distraught” when describing how his employees took the day off to protest, like somehow they did it to hurt him. “I’ve gone above and beyond for these people. No one is going to dictate how my company is run.”…

I mean, Cheeto did say that the phone system in the White House is confusing, clearly he’s trying to get back to basics here.

The proceeds should go to charity and all of his possessions should be banned like ivory.

I saw XX last night on demand. If you love horror it doesn’t *quite* hit the spot, but got close. Each short film within the anthology succeeded in providing either a mostly tense or tense and campy environment. The scares, however, were uneven. A short summary is as follow:

I haven’t seen either of her films but it’s good to be updated on female horror and directors. Has anyone seen XX? It’s an anthology film featuring all female directors and leads. It was hit or miss but there’s some good talent and one of the films was done by St. Vincent.