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“Out of sheer curiosity and maybe a dash of masochism, I’ve spent the past few hours scanning through all 32 games”

Is the Division some sort of Police training game? Maybe I'm not far enough along yet, but I feel like all I do is give MedKits to old white people and shoot black guys in ball caps and hoodies

Okay. Okay. Now that I get it, well played, but seriously you can't slow play people like that on Kinja. I may have 5 minutes to reply, but I don't have 30 seconds to absorb the twist in your comment.

Who’s Chip Kelly?

Jesus tap dancing Christ. is it an ongoing struggle to be this dense?

He wouldn't have lasted long in the NBA

I loved Colinization as a kid. My dad is so addicted to that game that game that I have to reinstall for him everytime they get a new computer.

I hadn’t heard of those until the other reply above.

I did not know that. In that case, your analysis is probably correct. Thanks for providing that info

That could one day lead to LEGO WARCRAFT: The Game

I see a fertile ground for some WoW themed Lego sets. Put some activation codes for ingame vanity items (or Hearthstone codes) in the sets and I'm sure people would buy them.

I loved this enough to look up your kinja discussion history. I would buy a daily flip calendar made up entirely of your quotes.

Dumbest injury? It's pretty stupid but at least he wasn't playing with fireworks.

I've dated a girl born after they started working on that game.

Up until it appeared that there was going to be a pandemic, I was convincing myself that we were being set up to spin off an X-Files 2.0 starring Lauren Ambrose and whoever plays Agent Miller.

I put my PS3 in the extra bedroom and downloaded a lot of these old SNES and PS1 RPGs. I'm trying to play through them with a wireless controller while I walk on a treadmill.

My cat only screams in the car in her carrier. If I let her out she’ll just chill in a seat or try and sit on my lap while I drive.

Typing /played tells you how much time you’ve spent logged into that character in the form of X days, Y hours, Z minutes.

There are a lot more people passing through Moonglade to pick up their Moose Mount after getting their heroic Archi kill