Okay. Okay. Now that I get it, well played, but seriously you can't slow play people like that on Kinja. I may have 5 minutes to reply, but I don't have 30 seconds to absorb the twist in your comment.

Who’s Chip Kelly?

Jesus tap dancing Christ. is it an ongoing struggle to be this dense?

If your dream is to be paid in singles, there's always stripping

“But when it comes to celestial collisions, it’s not the size of the impactor that counts.”

“Shelle’s baby Frankie”

He wouldn't have lasted long in the NBA

Probably because you’re acting rather butt hurt.

I loved Colinization as a kid. My dad is so addicted to that game that game that I have to reinstall for him everytime they get a new computer.

was it a real enough experience to give you a visceral reaction to sand?

I hadn’t heard of those until the other reply above.

I did not know that. In that case, your analysis is probably correct. Thanks for providing that info

That could one day lead to LEGO WARCRAFT: The Game

I see a fertile ground for some WoW themed Lego sets. Put some activation codes for ingame vanity items (or Hearthstone codes) in the sets and I'm sure people would buy them.

My “feel the Bern” friends keep telling me the Democratic debates are all on Saturdays. Does this mean it’s the weekend?

I loved this enough to look up your kinja discussion history. I would buy a daily flip calendar made up entirely of your quotes.

Probably depends on the type of rewrite. If you’re changing the story that’s probably a bad sign. If an actor, especially an actor with a writing resume, says “I’ve been this character for a month now and this just doesn’t sound like something he would say, let’s change the dialogue to this”, then I wouldn't get…

Dumbest injury? It's pretty stupid but at least he wasn't playing with fireworks.