[Turns on SNES]

Run for President. Lose. Publish a book critical of the winning party. Collect some speaking fees or consulting fees. Two years later write a book outlying your vision for the future of America. Run for President again. Rinse and repeat.

Isn't this the plot for the new season of American Crime?

Wait, they still make Four Loko? I thought that stuff was banned like 5 years ago (maybe that was only in my state)

Trying searching for that again on Adam&Eve

Yes, clearly it shipped with absolutely no problems and played perfectly for everyone. Warner Bros. pulled it from Steam for shits and giggles, not performance issues.

I thought the PC version already came with “Freezing”

Yes. You can get it on iOS for iPhone and iPad. Presumably you can play apps on the newer versions of the Mac OS for desktops and laptops, but I haven't actually tried

Keenan is great as Cosby, but it bugged me that South Park already did that exact same skit with that song and Cosby putting something in a drink last Christmas.

5/7

This is what happens now that we have a generation of athletes who didn't come of age with Varsity Blues.

The appropriate Constitutional test is intermediate scrutiny and it doesn’t pass that. It might not even pass rational basis, but that can be a crap shoot.

But at least it’s not a Bills game, then he’d be drunk and have his pants used as hand warmers.

Reminds me of all the people who don't understand how Bernie won the online Time Person of the Year Poll but didn't get the magazine cover.

This is how rabid Bernie Sanders fans react everytime he wins some internet thing but gets ignored by the media.

I'm glad I was already sitting on a toilet when I saw that human centipede graphic.

As a Ryan, I hear ya. I was screwed either way. My parents said if I was a girl they were going to name me Lauren. Most unoriginal parents ever.

20th season of the Bachelor?!? Can we just hand over the Nuclear Codes to Trump already? The post-apocalypse has to be better than this.

Robin Weigert is a treasure.