But at least it’s not a Bills game, then he’d be drunk and have his pants used as hand warmers.

Reminds me of all the people who don't understand how Bernie won the online Time Person of the Year Poll but didn't get the magazine cover.

This is how rabid Bernie Sanders fans react everytime he wins some internet thing but gets ignored by the media.

I'm glad I was already sitting on a toilet when I saw that human centipede graphic.

As a Ryan, I hear ya. I was screwed either way. My parents said if I was a girl they were going to name me Lauren. Most unoriginal parents ever.

20th season of the Bachelor?!? Can we just hand over the Nuclear Codes to Trump already? The post-apocalypse has to be better than this.

Robin Weigert is a treasure.

At least he didn’t fuck it to death:

Somewhere, someone is blaming this on the liberal media and Trayvon Martin, probably saying something like “If that thug kid hadn’t attacked poor George, he’d still have a normal life.”

I agree that Chopped is legit and the judges are top notch food people. I think the utter randomness of the basket might emphasize a different skill set than the more professional oriented challenges on Top Chef.

My professional chef friends (okay, there’s only two of them, but still...) seem to have actual respect for this show and the contestants whereas they don’t for the others. Last year, one of them said something like, “Just watched Top Chef followed by Hell’s Kitchen on my DVR. That felt like eating at Buchon and then…

Is Herpes like HIV where you can look at the virus and figure out by the strain if it’s possible that one person got it from the other?

Says the man who went to school at an elite liberal east coast school. I’m sure there are some exceptions, but being from a state neighboring Texas, I’d wager that the vast majority of universities in the Senator’s own state still don’t have readily accessible vending machines for condoms.

To one of your points, the local Oklahoma City sports media is an amateurish circus to begin with.

I was disappointed that this article has nothing to do with “The Wire”

I don’t think they’re using the term “moderate” correctly.

As a point of reference for everyone except for Professor DaveDave (or Jonah Goldberg), this is a wonderful essay on the elements of Fascism. Eco’s 14 elements begin at the bottom of page 5:

Whenever someone refers to me as “you people”, I have a pretty clear idea of where the conversation is going.

Read Umberto Eco’s “Eternal Fascism” essay and Hannah Arendt’s “Origins” - then tell me that the Right Wing is not in the midst of a fascist movement.

The Right has spent so much effort falsely equating Obama and Liberalism with Hitler and Nazism that they're completely oblivious to the fact that they've become a Fascist movement. It's rather brilliant actually. Goebbels would be impressed.