Can we talk about how bad the writing has gotten?

Yeah. I'm level 11 with 5k. So far I've had all the mats to upgrade armor whenever I get new diagrams. I think about 90% of my money is spent on repairs

Dammit. Did Blizzard pay you to write this? Because now I'm tempted to go pay for a month of WoW even though I know I'll hate myself for it before the weekend is over

Someday you'll be telling your grandchildren about the day you set the recording for most unanimous internet win.