You and I share the same problem. In my personal case, I view it as the direct consequence of self-erasure. I have slowly and unnoticeably been erasing myself in the never-ending pursuit of pleasing others. I have constantly emptied myself, my priorities, and my time for others until I am nothing left other than a…

I love this reference.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Rose & Jason Statham basically stole that movie right out from under Melissa McCarthy. I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. The bats and mouse droppings on everything at the CIA office, or Statham wanting to use a Face Off machine and Alison Janney telling him it takes quarters.

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

Yeah, I’m sure he has had many interactions with “socialist-minded” people and that they have “berned” him! That’s a totally plausible scenario, just like God talking to him.

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility…

Bullshit.

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

Same.

“I sure as hell can’t relate to their pain in any way.”

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

1 oz vodka

200 kids

“I’d probably have 200 kids if I didn’t use condoms.”

Oh - I got this won.

Man, for some reason the Gawker commenters just could NOT with Johnny Weir’s outfit. I was (unpleasantly) surprised. It’s the Kentucky Derby! You’re supposed to be overdressed in a way that indicates you may be a kooky, drunken aging socialite. Godspeed, Johnny! Godspeed.

Impreshive