I love missing Cultural Phenomenons. It's my schtick.

Christ, I wish I was there right now. And for reasons having absolutely nothing to do with them.

@mslewis: I imagine Donatella talks just like the Maya Rudolf version of her does.

Dear lord, everyone take cover! That thing's gonna blow.

How grand! How terribly grand!

LOL, "lady flower." I keep calling my friend's v-ness a flower and she shits a brick. Actually she shits a brick every time I mention it at all. Zee sigh.

Kay, I've spent my whole evening watching videos of babies playing with cats on YouTube, so maybe I've been brainwashed, but I still thought that was incredibly cute.

LOL! As if there's actually pictures of two separate women holding two watermelons in front of them.

Er, she's going to see all those tiny developing embryos in heaven and they're going to talk to her? Right. Le sigh.

Urm, I don't get it. Because it's so hard to get them off? Or they're purportedly very becoming? I don't get jokes.

Pfft. I never got an allowance as a child. True, I lived in the country and there wasn't much around to spend it on, but even when we were in town, we'd have to ask if we wanted something. Occasionally we'd get little gifts from grandparents and parents at different times, but never actual agreed-upon amounts at…

He could also do without the pseudo-Bohemian new-age hipster façade he's been sporting lately. I just don't get it...or him.

@langtry: Or, how about, like a very large percentage of women (certainly here) and elsewhere she finds EH's on-air persona incredibly tiresome and ridiculous and decided to call her on it? How, exactly, do you deign to infer that it has anything to do with her jealousy over an apparently happy marriage?

HELLS YES. Finally normal women are started to call out Hasselcrack on her ridiculous behaviour. Now if only her co-hosts could step it up. She makes all women look bad, for oh-so-many reasons.

If I put any more than 1 second of thought into choosing a Facebook profile picture, I will go nuts. And the terrorists will win. I just can't allow myself to care that much.

Riel(le) as in Louis??

LOL! My friend Lisa saw him in a Chapters in Winnipeg a few years ago and attempted to approach him for an autograph, only to be accosted by his bodyguards before even taking two steps, with them telling her, "don't even think about it." Asses!! I couldn't believe that.

@TheBumbler: I'd have to agree! And I defend Mafalda para Presidente because I'm from Manitoba, and I'm allowed. Although, Saskatoon is actually a really beautiful city. It's Regina you've got to be wary of.

LOL @ "pronounced Do-ers" As a proud Scot, that makes me laugh. My mother's maiden name is Dewar and 9/10 people call them "Dee-war" and it makes them angry. Also, Dewar's is fucking sweet. Not only do they give away free gifts with each 26, it tastes real nice with ginger ale. Also, I am drunk.

TOTALLY OT: On the episode of Bones I watched last night, this woman's name was Janelle Brown. Coincidence? Probably.