Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

extras are encouraged to send in headshots.

Genji, on the roof.

But look at that hat...

That’s where they got that Picasso?

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

I mean what do you want them to do Samer? It’s not like 29 year old QBs with Super Bowl experience are just sitting around unsigned in late August. These are the simply the options available that ownership feels comfortable with.

Check it out. Houston Cars & Coffee. Blue GT350? Look Mustang, act Mustang, not Full Mustang. Lost control, hit the curb, scared some people. Not Full Mustang. You know the GT500 in Chicago? The white convertible? Reckless, yes. Mustang, maybe. Drove it into a tree. But he did his best not to hit anything else.…

I am not black, so I cannot explain Dennard to you.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

It’s called MASK, not HOODIE

Judge: “All rise.”

Can we take up a collection to get Dikembe a seat next to this guy for the rest of his life?

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

“What’s the big deal? I thought Wonder Woman’s people were all lebanese.”

“Every single person who drives this car is going to have a boner,” Frisella says.

Sort of, yeah! Except you don’t have to wash off tornado or worry about the tornado on your clothing giving you radiation sickness.