Exactly. Also the main example of a guy getting a hair transplant here in the UK is footballer (and cheat, and well-known idiot) Wayne Rooney. Not a person with whom William wants to be in the same sentence.

Do you live in 1985? Your president is controlled by the Russians. He wants Germany to contribute fully to NATO and “pay its fair share.” Literally no one thinks that Germany is regressing. I am almost charmed by your views. I would very much like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Absolutely agree Harry was a dope. But it’s not the life-ruiner you seem to think it ought to be. And I hate to break it to you, but Germany has more than fully recovered from the Nazi era. Germany has by far the strongest economy in Europe, and the fourth largest economy in the world. Integrating East Germany and…

This happened in 2009, when no one was talking about Nazis. I live on the “modern European continent.” I know it hurts to hear it, but your country is closer to fascism today than any European country other than Russia.

Personally I think the guy whose grandfather was a WWII Royal Navy hero, grandmother was in the ATS and great-grandmother hid Jews and is recognised as one of Yad Vashem’s Righteous Among the Nations doesn’t have to “justify the Nazi stuff,” let alone need me to help him, but you enjoy away.

There’s a big difference between blackface and dressing up as a Nazi. There is a long tradition in the UK of dressing up like Nazis in order to make fun of them, see programmes like ‘Allo ‘Allo. Paul Hollywood, genial and terrifying GBBO personality, did so a few years ago. Was it a dumb thing to do, especially for a…

There’s only one voter to whom Trump is accountable:

I’m with you. I don’t particularly like the monarchy. But you know what, I’ll take the whole lot of them over the Trumps. We need some good news this year.

Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton are exactly the same level of common (and boring). I’d argue Markle is more interesting, purely because she has held down a job for more than 4 months.

God, no, her Scottish accent is worse than Skelton’s American one.

Harry (like all of us) just misses Michelle.

This needs more stars.

99% of British people with children have at least one parent working. Those of us who pay for William and Kate’s luxurious lifestyle would like for them to do some work, yes. What the rest of the royals think about it is irrelevant.

Weelll, I might disagree about the style thing, but you’re not wrong about the Shipping News. Find me one Newfoundlander who doesn’t think it’s a piece of shit.

They are in a relevant and politically charged part of the world.

Unfortunately, pretty much everywhere is politically charged and/or relevant now.

This is a very weak year for Broadway in terms of new musicals. Why did everything good have to come out last year?

What Harry did was bad, yes. But I don’t think his extended family should come into it, since his close family all fought for the Allies. His grandfather (Philip) was a WWII naval hero, his grandmother (the Queen) was a mechanic in the ATS, and his great-grandmother (Philip’s mother) hid a Jewish family in Greece and…

Yep. The worst is “BAR-rack” Obama, though.

I’m just appalled by her taste in tea.