Also, it definitely looks as if his partner noticed first and pointed it out to him.

I actually am very open to being hit on while reading a book. It is both a good ice-breaker if you’re into them and a reason to shut it down if you’re not. But I can understand how it would be annoying.

Actually kind of an appropriate typo, imo. :-)

I KNOW IT

Yes, like the Venus de Milo.

Do they give condoms to the elderly that they look after?

That’s why it’s a post on stories of revenge, though.

OH MY GOD

I volunteer as tribute

Thank you for bringing the aliens! Always a nice change from ghosties.

oh no someone is writing on a writing website and i don’t like the writing noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You are not the only one.

Then go and read another thread?

I didn’t ask you to? You seem to be taking this very personally. If you’re this aggressive with the childless people in your life, I can see why they’re driven to defensiveness.

I don’t remember that one! What happened?

I’ve deliberately cleared my work schedule this week

Or people could just, be less shit?

I’m holding out for WOC Sherlock Holmes and Dr Who.

Being told that if we’re not procreating then there’s no point to us as human beings? Me too.

Omg you just reminded me that this is happening soon and I am SO EXCITED! In case you haven’t seen it before, Cracked’s annual ‘urban legends that turned out to be true’ Hallowe’en article is pretty terrifying too.