Yes! Depressing dearth of aliens in this thread so far.

Can someone pleeeeease link me to this?

Urban legend. Poor form.

I'm glad to hear they're good to work for because they sure as hell are an absolute nightmare to buy from.

Is the Cool Girl the new MPDG or the same thing?

How did you manage to delay a whole wedding for 36 hours?

I thought that was the point, that this massively adored character was gay proved how irrelevant someone's sexual orientation is to their marvellousness?

Men who can juggle. Men who can solve a Rubik's cube. The smell of tea tree oil-not on anybody, just on it's own. Men who drive cars too fast while I'm in the passenger seat (it's that thrumming underneath me). Oh, and men purring. The actual cat noise, but coming from a man. No idea.

I'm with you.

This day. It is this day.

I read it as 'a woman who actually has the power to punish appropriately and have her ruling upheld rather than a woman who is physically weaker than he and unable to do so, which is clearly how he likes them, in order to hit home that women do in fact have agency and the ability to punish him for his actions'.

If she was five apples tall but weighed three apples then she would only be 0.6 apples wide...?

I'd say that it's okay to not know what you want to do for the rest of your life at sixteen. Or even eighteen. Go and work some crappy job until you work it out instead of ending up sixteen grand in debt after leaving university with no degree. But, even if you do make mistakes, nothing is the end of the world and…

This is how I feel about alcohol cupboards

That would be such a pleasant revelation.

Exactly.

But what is wrong with looking dumpy?

'I feel that beauty trumps self-expression'

Thank you, I really resent this 'flattering' label. I'm have a huge butt and thighs, size 18ish, and calves, and stand 5'8, and one of my favourite items of clothing is my pair of red skinny jeans. They do not make me look thin. They make me look very, very sturdy, especially when I combine them with steel toecap…

I've had sex many times while intoxicated...I just can't agree that I was raped, at all.