I love how the viewers really needed the titles to remind us who these interchangeable nobodies were, because otherwise they’re a bunch of generic guitar-playing white boys with about an ounce of talent among them. They could have easily been some mid-90s boy band called ‘Murkun Eyedoll’.

That looks less like a collection of new designs and more like a “fashion show” of random thrift store finds from the late-80s to early 2000s. So ill-fitting! So shiny and velvety! The Gin Blossoms should be playing in the background.

To: Real Unprocessed Food