But what completes your douchebag lottery?

This is not "Great job, internet!" This is "Bad job, modern television!" It's banality is only eclipsed by my boredom. … That said, I skipped around a lot and didn't actually watch it. I tried. Sort of.

I wonder that too. It's a shitty thing to say, but when I have heard it said to me there was an anger in it that made it seem this death was not about that person, but about the speaker. Still a shitty thing to say.