That’s funny because I’ve seen lots of instances of white people being downright disrespectful to pigs and yet they manage to come out alive. I’ve seen cops coddle gun toting white motherfuckers and take them in alive. I’ve seen armed white people storm a police station and they cops are trying to figure out what to…

Even on my worst taco-bell-and-beer-shit mornings, even with my very efficient shit-trapping asshole hairs, I still only need maybe five squares for the first wipe. Usually three to four suffice though and then two to three for all subsequent wipes.

Come back and check on star count of these comments if you want some insight into how abnormal you are.

I’m guessing Drew uses Scotts, and uses it because it’s cheaply made cheap as hell.  An 8 pack is like 3 dollars. All you Scrooge Mcduck mother fuckers can go to hell paying $10 for some fancy ass Quilted Northern

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

I was about to say the same thing. This seems awfully wasteful, if not an exercise in hyperbowl-y. Ha! I crack myself up.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.