I live in Lake Tahoe, and we have people that ask us where, in town they can purchase clear glass jars to capture the different colors of the lake. Not kidding, also had someone ask where we put the moguls in the summer. Seriously!

In almost completely related news, my knickers have just spontaneously combusted...

Better get the ladies some towels for their seats!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is all I can summon at the moment.

Many men down in Manville liked wimmin a lot
But the MRAs down there in Manville did not
Those men hated women - accused them of teasin'
Now please don't ask me why. No one quite knows the reason
It could be their mums didn't raise them quite right
It could be the fact that we're "frigid" and "tight"
But I think that the…