Um, when was the last time 500 women (at least) were assaulted en masse in one night, in one place, by an organised group (or groups) of men? The Tahrir Squre gang rapes and assaults are the only one I can think of. The Puerto Rican Day parade attacks come to mind as well but they pale in comparison to Tahrir and…

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

I have thought that maybe these people should form their own society (far, far away from us, maybe on an island) and they can all live in cardboard boxes and have smallpox but have wonderful delusions that they’re living in penthouses and enjoying everlasting life.