You must not have had the displeasure of reading Shank’s word vomit. Making that complaint about the Patriots sounds exactly like a column he would write.

Who are the 5 best basketball players of all time? Think about it. Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon and Dillon.

Still salty from the playoff game I see. Belichick is not only renting space in Harbaugh’s head, he’s rearranged the furniture and painted the walls in Patriots colors.

McDavid scoring 22 seconds into the contest and then finishing off the Sabres, who tanked all last year to try and get him is the new “Most Buffalo Thing To Ever Happen.”

Ghost of Gawker Past [nods]

THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

Not only were the trials on Saturday, there were actually 169 men racing on that day:

“Barnicle finished in 3:45:34, an objectively fantastic time for a casual runner”

I’m going to go out on a limb and say you have some opinions of Shaun King’s other work.

Barr, any explanation for the total silence regarding the Daily News story about Peyton Manning’s sexual assault case?