“He was pronounced dead at the scene.”

Good.

Yes yes, I know, everything will be ok. :)

Yes yes, I know, everything will be ok. :)

Reason why I don’t approach drivers when riding: They could be armed and not know your intentions.

Reason why you shouldn’t approach me when I’m riding: I am armed and I do not know your intentions.

....you actually think you’re trolling people right now. I am so embarrassed for you. I know you don’t understand why, just know that I genuinely feel bad for you.

....you actually think you’re trolling people right now. I am so embarrassed for you. I know you don’t understand…

You’re going to need to try harder with your “facts” then. :D

You’re going to need to try harder with your “facts” then. :D

I understand the appeal to single people. Yes.

I understand the appeal to single people. Yes.

I’m flattered you’re trying this hard to offend little ole me. <3

I’m flattered you’re trying this hard to offend little ole me. <3

*pat pat* Ok dear. :)

*pat pat* Ok dear. :)

Yeah, think I’ll just stick with the wife... You have some mighty screwy logic there.

Yeah, think I’ll just stick with the wife... You have some mighty screwy logic there.

Why would I use VR porn when I can just... you know... have sex?

Why would I use VR porn when I can just... you know... have sex?

Got one for free. It was “meh” at best.

Got one for free. It was “meh” at best.

Let me guess, another game brought to you by stoners and the Unity Engine?

Because no one of any importance gives a 8th of a flying fuck is posted to Jezebel.

This is a joke, right?

Grow up.

Whoever the irritating thing is in the first Vine needs to be shot.

That chart shows that bots aren’t connected anymore. Nothing else.

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Who cares?