How many times do we have to liberate the French? HOW MANY TIMES?

Ah yes, the Facebook clause. 29 United States Code Section 438(a)(4)(F)(iii) - if you can’t find the child’s birth certificate, a facebook, instagram, snapchat will be deemed an acceptable substitute unless such facebook, instagram, or snapchat post has filters with dog ears that block more than 40% of the subject’s…

“Zeke Upshaw, improperly attended, was left to lie unconscious on the hardwood, in his team’s full uniform, slowly dying as his otherwise healthy heart sat, unbeating in his chest,” the suit reads. “A heart that likely only needed a compression series, or a charged delivery from a defibrillator, to begin to pound…

Hahahahha.

I’m sure they did think of the opportunity cost, as defined by the hurdle rate the returns on the Theranos deal had to clear in order to be justified. $140 million in comparison to the marginal revenue they probably projected from the deal is, even if at that point they were mostly sure it was fraudulent, pretty…

Yeah.

Theranos’s alleged technology was clinical pathology testing. There are doctors who oversee this testing in practice: they’re called clinical pathologists.

He’s not wrong tho is he? Laura proudly works for a company that outed a gayman, refused to take down a video of an extremely intoxicated woman having sex (possibly being raped) in a bathroom, and posted a personal sextape and yet again refused to take it down. But she’s standing on a moral high ground because PFT…

I’m a fan of PFT/PMT, but the funniest thing about these letters is how clear it makes it that a ton of these Stoolies are oblivious to the satire that is PFT. It kills me that there are people who listen to that pocast every day, completely miss the obvious sarcasm, but still think its great.

hoping sports are bad to own the libs

As someone who was not smart enough to be a math tutor, but smart enough not to need a math tutor, I have no idea what the heck you are talking about.

This article is great. There are Simmons type guys (at least re: chants) at many sporting events and I always find them amusing. They are almost always too old to be really trying to get chants started and no amount of failure will deter them. They just keep trying to get extremely uninteresting or unamusing chants…

because i’m an Extremely Online fool who’s followed Simmons’s career for too long, I think about @CelticsChants like once a month. It was, in the moment, one of the worst ideas anybody has ever had on Twitter.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

I’m not sure if you are talking about Great Danes, horses, or children but I’m hoping for an unexpected combination.

My best, Ed

Y’all know you’re Deadspin, right?

I think you mean Foodspin contributor, Eric Sollenberger

PFT Commenter was brilliant at SBNation. Then he (relatively recently) went to Barstool and now suddenly that’s his entire identity?

“The Post story reads as if you’d run its predecessors through an algorithm”