This is certainly A take.

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

To Barry’s credit, this is by far the worst season in the history of the franchise, so he was at least right about that.

It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

I’m not rooting for Boston. I want you to imagine what your average Celtics fan is going to be like if Brad Stevens grits his way past the Warriors. After Bill Simmons celebrates his 35th title since 2001. Think long and hard about the world you claim you want.

Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English

I think you’re 100% ignorant of the criminal justice system in the USA-because this is the EXACT opposite of how it works. Or at the very least, is supposed to work.

Your statement goes against everything that our criminal investigation system supposedly should stand for, but sure, whatever.

Curious who you see as the victim here...

Whether she recanted her statement or not the burden of proof falls on the alleged rapist/domestic abuser/etc, not on the victim of his crimes.

“the burden of proof falls on the alleged rapist/domestic abuser/etc, not on the victim of his crimes.”

The burden of proof falls on the alleged assaulter? What the royal fuck are you talking about? I hope that’s a typo, otherwise this is hands down the stupidest fucking thing I’ve read on Deadspin in years.

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

Please stop with the autoplay videos.
Please stop.

Go into that coffee shop in Bangalore and you’d see Zach Hample sipping tea and asking how much you want for the ball back.

+1 for the joke, -1 for the explanation.

Wrong sport. That’s actually a two minute penalty for delay of game - puck over the glass.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

the ’Tics played smarter